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yahooanswerswtf:

This is why we need sex education

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zandhand:

spaghettl:

*uses your ashes as eyeshadow*

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(Source: baesitter)

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precumming:

don’t you hate it when youre in a relationship but the other person doesn’t know

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tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

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muirin007:

everymanhybrid-fandom:

fenton-ann:

Did Tim Burton just nail how everybody feels when they have a crush on someone they know doesn’t like them back?

I LOVE THIS MOVIE

IT TEACHES PEOPLE THAT IF SOMEONE DOESINT LOVE THEM BACK,THAT IF YOUR REALLY LOVE THEM THEN YOUD LET THEM GO INSTEAD OF BEING PISSED OFF AT THEM FOR IT

SHE FUCKIN HELPS THEM GET BACK TOGETHER IN THE END AT THATS WHAT SETS HER FREE 

I LOVE THAT

It also teaches you not to wander around 19th century forests at night practicing your marriage vows because Helena Bonham Carter might accidentally come back from the dead and force you into mummy matrimony.

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humorous:

hotboyproblems:

when you think about it kim kardashian really is like us

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i’d do the same thing if i didn’t have my laptop for two days

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wait it doesn’t end there

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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
Robin Williams (via flaews)

(Source: wordsnquotes)

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flatbellybella:

fileformat:

blackdenimjeans:

janemba:

howtobeterrell:

saf-rimmings:

I’m done

Kill the white devil

lmfaoooooo why do they scream tho like she died or something

Awe omgg

rest in peace

the lord’s work

everything comes in full circle

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sunevv:

third-eyes:

nooby-banana:

ironychan:

ilymorgannn:

I’m terrified of the ocean but I love what inhabits it

I don’t know what this thing is but it can probably kill you in at least six horrible ways.

It’s a Spanish Dancer!! :D  It’s a type of sea slug that eats poisonous animals for breakfast and then absorbs their toxic power for itself. Their badass menu includes sea sponges and Portugese Man-O-Wars.

✧


It looks like a magic carpet

sunevv:

third-eyes:

nooby-banana:

ironychan:

ilymorgannn:

I’m terrified of the ocean but I love what inhabits it

I don’t know what this thing is but it can probably kill you in at least six horrible ways.

It’s a Spanish Dancer!! :D  It’s a type of sea slug that eats poisonous animals for breakfast and then absorbs their toxic power for itself. Their badass menu includes sea sponges and Portugese Man-O-Wars.

It looks like a magic carpet

(Source: cineraria)

(Reblogged from marrymejacob)

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

(Source: beeblejuice)

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5sos horoscopes: who would give you their jacket if you were cold

ashtonsjuicybooty:

aries: not calum 

taurus: not calum

gemini: not calum

cancer: not calum

leo: not calum

virgo: not calum

libra: not calum

scorpio: not calum

sagittarius: not calum

capricorn: not calum

aquarius: not calum

pisces: not calum

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